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If We Can Change The World Someday

If We can change the world someday,
This crumbling world of evil play.
We might start with the shameless good leaders,
Slap them all, the corruption breeders.

Then moving on, and thinking high,
We'll grant every honest soul with powers to fly.
No one would bother the traffics and hooters,
Flying around in peace, over the potential looters.

If we can change the world someday,
This crumbling world of evil play.

Then drifting on to the emotional side,
Gifting all with a new pride,
To start again in this reviving world,
So that equality strikes us at once, as things uncurl.

But most importantly, for the betterment of our new world, we dream,
We'll have to take the sinners out, and the measures shall be extreme.
But if we spare no mercy, and slay all those who greed,
I wonder who will form this new world, since to cheat is now a human need.

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The Free Three

Now that I remember, let me
Tell you a story of a group of three.
Good friends they were,
Who enjoyed it all, if only it was for free.

Hung out with some, waved along to most, but failed to befriend any.
One blamed it on other, and they other on another, they never chipped in a penny.
Together always they came with a smile, and together they always walked
When they hung out with some and waved along to most, the true reasons were never talked.

Day after day, and week after week, they came, cherished and smiled with glee
Till one fine day, when everyone got robbed except for our 'free three'.
The streets were scanned and choppers were shot, but they bothered no clue,
And although one is dead, other hanged, I know the third is you.

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A Simple Thought

A thought has just crossed my mind,
If I find the life clock and choose to rewind.
The jokes, the smiles, with friends surrounded,
No worries, no dates, till we grew narrow-minded.

I wish I could just go back in time, and chill around with an peaceful mind,
Close my eyes, and breathe in no cabals, and run away from this world unkind.

Where everyday new ideas just popped, like all carried some manner of idea bags
If back in time now, I will strap the bag and use them all to avoid the lags
That all of us are forced to face today, in the rat-race of greed and strife,
'Coz it is only with time that you realize, an idea can save your life.

But the strangest thing, true to all, good or bad, brave or not,
Remember the times, of hunger and laughter, while with friends smoking pot
Back in time, when you were young and all you dreamt,
Is to find a life clock, smile in to a mirror and skip to a beautiful end.

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Saw a cat

I saw a cat the other day ,
Lol I don't know what to say,
The cat was looking very fat,
I felt like giving it a pat,
But, then she went away,
I still don't have any words to say!

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When it rains

Rain is coming from so many days,
Stop the rain a person says,
But rain is not going through,
I think I will get a screw,
Then rain will go away,
Then we all can sway!

The wind so fast

The wind was blowing so fast,
I really don't remember the cast,
There were many people there,
I am not lying I swear,
I could not see anything there,
I could not see or bear!

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A monkey on tree

I saw a monkey sitting on the tree,
He was having a banana up there,
He was also singing a song,
Now, you would say what's wrong,
So why are you reading this,
I did not miss, so why do you miss!
Lol

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Roses are red

Roses might be red,
Violets might be blue,
This is so authentic,
This is so true,
But, what will I do,
I really have no clue, LOL!

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The fish was swimming

The fish was swimming in the pool,
And, I was watching like a fool,
The fish was swimming in the sea,
And I could very well see,
The fish was diving in water,
Now please don't hit me hard,
Because I really don't bother!

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I knew a man

I knew a man his name was Jill,
I told him just go for the kill,
He told me you mind your own,
I told him your shirt is torn,
He told me you keep quiet,
I told him you sleep tight,
Poem is over so good night!

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I went for a walk

I went for a walk the other day,
I thought I am alone on the way,
On the road I met someone,
He had this funny toy gun,
He played with me on the run,
Oh what a fun oh what a fun!

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Laugh to hard

I wish I can laugh so hard,
So that no one ever stops me,
I wish I can fly in the sky,
All the birds I wanna see,
I wish I get everything,
Everything to glee!

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Mary had a lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
So what will I do?
She also had a bear,
So should I have a clue?
Mary you do your own thing,
And, let me do something new!

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A plan to surprise

I have a plan to surprise my mom today,
It's not like I do every day,
I will say mom and she will get scared,
As I did said and she got frightened in the bed,
I said that I was joking with you,
She said she would shout,
And then she said get out!

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A little dog

I had a little dog so cute,
Sometimes he would speak so much,
Sometimes he would go mute,
Tom was the name of my cute dog,
He was so lovely little dog,
That he never used to bark!

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If I was a bird

If I was a bird,
I would fly in the sky,
I would really go up there till the sky,
But, I am not a bird,
So, I like to cry
Why can't I go up there in the sky?
If I was a bird!

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Make something to eat

I want to make something to eat,
Something that would be tasty and treat,
I then made a lovely cake,
It took me some time to bake,
But, then my brother ate the cake,
I hate him so much, why did he eat my cake!

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I lost my toy

I think I lost my toy,
I lost all the joy,
Then mom came up to me,
She said to me that see,
I got your toy oh dear,
It was lying so near,
I also found my joy!

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