Funny Birthday Greetings

Even before the sun rises or the before the cock does the first crow, I want to be the first one to wish you a very Happy and Joyful Birthday. May your happy days be outnumbered.

You look so old with your age,
And today on your another birthday
You will require lots of makeup
To hide those flaws on your face
But still you have that grace,
So have a good smile for today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

Happy Birthday oldie! At your age, birthday cakes are not good for you. You may just end up gaining some harmful extra pounds. So why don't you share it with me? Er, no need to thank me! What are friends for! Xoxoxoxox

Dance all night and have some fun
Play the music and do something
That you have never done before in life
Dance along and have some fun to
As you want it to strive
It is an amazing day today,
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

Happy birthday to my cutie pie and sweet pie
Today look at the sky,
And see the brightness for the day
Oh my cup cake love you so much
I want you to enjoy your day!
Have a super fun birthday!
Happy birthday!

Please do get a new hair cut my dear
Please get a new makeover for yourself
Otherwise people will not recognize you
In your own party today
Hope you have a loving day
Common I was just joking with you
Wishing you a very happy birthday
God bless you!

Birthday barks and birthday meows to my friend who looks like a over-fed cow! A very very Happy and crazy Birthday to you. May you have all the insane fun that you dream about on your birthday. Xoxo

Every year when I see your funny face
I just want to laugh aloud
But some things happen and I know
That I really can feel and show
Haha..Wishing you a happy birthday
Have the most amazing day!

I wish I could tell you, you are special for me
Wish I could tell you that you are loving
But the reality is surely not the same
You are so irritating and silly
Haha, I am just kidding with you
May you have a happy day in through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!

You have grown so big another year that is
But you are not so wise
Sorry but your age has no effect on your brain
Haha..Just kidding my dear
Spread the cheer
Happy birthday to you!

People say in life you just need pure love
So, here is my pure wish for you
No gift is bigger than my love
As this is only better for you
Lol..Wish you an amazing day!
God bless you and happy birthday!

I thought of making a card for you
For my friend so true,
But, when I started the process
My internet did come back
So I am sending you this wish
Have a lovely day!
Happy birthday to you!

Its your birthday today,
But you won't get a respite even for this day
As your cell will buzz with the calls in the day
And your Facebook account with notifications and say
So, here is wishing you a happy birthday!
Stay blessed today and everyday!

Look you have grown so old
But you look so young and bold
Look your teeth have fallen
But you still have that pretty smile
Look you can't even hear
But you are dancing to the music
Have a super day!
Enjoy your birthday!

Hey, I didn't eat your birthday cake. It is just that birthday cakes come in wacky shapes these days! Happy Birthday to my dearest friend. I love you so so much! Lots of hugs and kisses.

Merry time and merry you
Merry is the world for you
It's your birthday so enjoy your day
It's not an ordinary day
Feel extra love for this day
Feel so extra special today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

Well, you can't stop the number of candles from increasing. But what you can is, always keep the child in you alive! Happy Birthday to the craziest person I have ever met. I love the way you are. So don't ever change for anybody in this world.