Funny Birthday messages

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and always to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

You can do things to hide your age
You can act all to be a sage
But where will you get that energy from
Because you know that you are old now
Accept and have a wonderful day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I was about to throw a party for you
I was about to do things you loved
I was about to get a cake
I was about to book a spa
I was about to get you a gift
But I could not do it
As I don't have time..haha
Happy birthday to you!

Hey! Wish you a very happy birthday
May you get bugged the whole day,
With many wishes on your Facebook wall
Many pictures on Instagram
And tweets the whole day on your Twitter account
So that you get tired answering them all
Haha..Wish you a very happy birthday!

If I knew that you were going to live this long, I wouldn't have got you expensive presents when you were young. Happy Birthday!

I know I always forget to get the gifts. But I know you will thank me because I am always there when you cut the cake. My dearest pal, Happy Birthday.

Dream today you will have
A fun day ahead
Dream today that you will have
The most rocking party you can
Dream today that this be the
Most memorable day of your life
It's just a dream dear..Nothing true
Nothing so wise,
Ha-ha..Wishing happy birthday to you!

You know I want to confess something
To you, I literally tolerate you
The whole year through
Because you are amazing at hosting
Birthday parties..ha-ha
Just kidding don't get serious
Wishing a happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

As the years pass by, I bet it is getting difficult to fit in all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday oldie!

Having a birthday is so much fun
But what if you know that you are getting old
What if you know that you will not
Look so young anymore
So hide your flaws and smile all through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

You better start finding newer ways to look younger because you've just turned a year older. Happy Birthday!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

I know we haven't been in touch since a long time now. But I want to rekindle our friendship on your Birthday today so that I get to eat lots of cake. Happy Birthday!

Congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!