Funny Birthday messages

Hey come on, don't you complain that
You are getting old
Enjoy the time now
Have fun and throw a party
Invite all your friends along
Cut the cake and dance
Life does not give a second chance
So have fun my dear
Spread the birthday cheer
Happy birthday to you!

I do not understand why you are so happy
There are so many people who are
Born on your birthday
So why do you always feel special
Ha-ha..Don't get me wrong
Smile because you are strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

I was about to throw a party for you
I was about to do things you loved
I was about to get a cake
I was about to book a spa
I was about to get you a gift
But I could not do it
As I don't have time..haha
Happy birthday to you!

Congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and always to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

You know I want to confess something
To you, I literally tolerate you
The whole year through
Because you are amazing at hosting
Birthday parties..ha-ha
Just kidding don't get serious
Wishing a happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

I know I always forget to get the gifts. But I know you will thank me because I am always there when you cut the cake. My dearest pal, Happy Birthday.

Having a birthday is so much fun
But what if you know that you are getting old
What if you know that you will not
Look so young anymore
So hide your flaws and smile all through
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

I seriously want to congratulate you
Won't you ask me why?
Well I want to congratulate you
On losing another precious year of your life
Ha-ha..What you thought?
Have a fantastic day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven't realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Do you know what a Birthday means? Getting gifts on one hand and spending the money worth those gifts to throw a party for your friends on the other. Welcome to the loop! Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

I am so happy for you
Because with each passing year
You are becoming wiser and dear
But hey there is nothing to cheer
Because your old age is also near
Don't mind I was kidding oh dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Things aren't funny when you have
Wrinkles on your face oh dear
Things aren't funny when you know
That there is something to know about
So lost in that crowd you will be
Haha...as you are getting old
Happy birthday to you!

If I knew that you were going to live this long, I wouldn't have got you expensive presents when you were young. Happy Birthday!