Funny Birthday Quotes

Hey why are you disheartened you don't need to be
There are many things that will let you see
No need to worry if you are growing old
There are many stories left untold
Just stay as you are and you will know
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Common get that glow!
As you need to spread that cheer!

Hey it's your amazing birthday
So let me shout
Because you are out of the crowd
You are too good to be true
Happy birthday!

Birthday is way too special
Birthday is so much fun
I wish I could just tell you
That you look good in whatever you do
But I can't lie..So what if it is your birthday
You are and will remain silly..Ha-ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

It will be a funny moment
When on your birthday
You will look into the mirror
And get amazed yourself
Happy birthday!

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn

Look another year has just passed by,
Another way to start with joy
Things have changed for sure now
As you are not the same anymore
I mean you are all grown up now
So wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an extra awesome day!

I have made a lovely birthday cake for you
I have bought so many candles for the cake
But now I am worried about the blowing part
There are so many that you may need a fire brigade
Common dear don't hide your age..ha-ha
Everyone is aware of the same
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I request you to smile so bright
I request you to spread the light
Won't you ask me why?
Because your teeth will fall soon
So you better do what you wish for
Age will not stay this way my dear
Spread across the birthday cheer
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a blessed day!

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'
- Steven Wright

Don't take on your heart my dear
I know that you have that fear
That what if you look so bad
With your growing age
Oh common don't get sad
Because there are many
Anti wrinkle creams in the market
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a nice day!

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

Birthdays are a fun way to eat more cake,
Birthdays are a fun way to enjoy more
Birthdays are a fun way to stay happy
Wish you a happy birthday!

You can't really stop your age
It will show on your face,
But you can stop the way you want to look
So, try it today
Happy birthday!

Hey, it is your birthday today
So let me wish you well for this day
Don't lose hope and you will get
Everything that is on your mind
Be pleasant and be some kind
Is my birthday wish for you
I know that you will not do
Whatever I told you
Anyways, Happy birthday to you!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
- Anonymous

I hope that you give your friends a party
I hope that you give gifts to your family
I hope that you make everyone around feel special
Don't expect people to do it for you every time
May you have a wonderful birthday
With wishes and lots of smiles all your way
A very happy birthday to you!

Another year has gone with the wind
Another year has gone along
But hey, don't you lose hope
Because you have to be strong
So what if you are getting old
You still have that scope
To look good as you look now..ha-ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!