Funny Birthday Sayings

You are an angel on earth,
So blissful is your face,
The innocence that melts the heart
That loving grace,
Keep smiling my kid,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

Hey I did not forget your birthday no way I would do that
I just forgot the date today, so I am sorry
Haha..Don't beat me for this
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

So what if you are getting old
Old is always the gold
Celebrate this day with a good cheer
Look around for near and dear
Have a gala time today
As it's the most amazing day
It's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

You are happy adding candles to your cake
But do you know that you are not
Getting younger,
You are getting rather older
So now, in some time you will add
Medicines to your boxes, ha ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Hope you have a fun filled day
Stay as you are. Keep smiling!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

It is hard to believe that you are still young
Your official documents say something else
Ok please tell me about your Botox sessions
And things you do to stay young
Haha I was just kidding with you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
God bless you!

Glass is neither full
And glass is not so half
Its just there you know
So, don't just think and drink it full
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

Hey my dear friend
Wish you an amazing birthday
Ah! At least you are not so old
As you will turn next year
Hahaha..Enjoy your day
Happy birthday!

You are young as you think you are in life
So, what if you have to strive
Its life which will give you smile
So stay happy a while
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!