Humorous Birthday Quotes

You are so very gorgeous
You have a lovely charm
Actually you are truly wonderful
And your heart is pretty beautiful
You are the best things happened to me
Imagine these things that I told
Because it's never going to come from me
Happiest birthday to you!

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.'
- Tom Stoppard.

May you live so long that your tooth falls down
May you live long and your wrinkles will be seen
May you live long and till your vision is gone
May you live long to be so strong
Haha just a small wish that will be fulfilled
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Stay blessed you too!

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.'
- Anthony Powell.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.'
- John Grier.

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.'
- Robert Frost

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?.
- Billie Burke.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'
- Ogden Nash.

You look the same over the years
You don't have tension or fear
I only know what your real age is,
Will stay quiet if you give me a treat
You look so young but you are so old
You have a pure heart of gold
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.'
- Bob Hope.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.'
- Anonymous

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.'
- Robert Orben.

Popping pills won't help you along
Not listening to crazy hip hop songs
Aging creams will not work so well
Be as you are all pretty and don't dwell
You have a long way to go
Only if you are prepared to really show
What your real age is
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.'
- J. P. Sears.

You tell people that you are twenty
Plus taxes and shipping
But I know your real age my dear
Ok I won't real it to anyone
Spread the love and cheer
Sing the birthday song
I know you have grown to be strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a blessed day!

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.'
- Anonymous

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!'
- Lucille Ball.

Don't feel bad or weird about how you look
Don't feel bad about the way
You only have to smile one day
Rest everyone knows you are so boring
Ok I think it's enough for today
May you have an awesome day
A very happy birthday!