Humorous Birthday Quotes

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.'
- Jack Benny.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!'
- Lucille Ball.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.'
- Robert Orben.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.'
- John Grier.

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.'
- Anthony Powell.

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.'
- J. P. Sears.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.'
- Tom Stoppard.

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.'
- Anonymous

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.'
- W.C. Fields.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.You still chase women, but only downhill.'
- Bob Hope.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.'
- Anonymous

Looking fifty is great ? if you?re sixty.'
- Joan Rivers.

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.'
- Robert Frost

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese?.
- Billie Burke.

Inside every older person is a younger person, wondering what the hell happened.'
- Anonymous

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.'
- Anonymous

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman?s birthday but never remembers her age.'
- Robert Frost

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.'
- Ogden Nash.