Humorous Birthday Wishes

Let's celebrate your Birthday by blowing candles and eating lots of cake while you still have your own teeth. Wishing you a Happy Birthday!

Do you know what a Birthday means?
It means growing older
It means taking up more responsibility
It means acting mature
It means leaving all the childish fun behind
Do you still feel like celebrating?
If you do, don't forget to invite me
Happy Birthday!

This Birthday was the easiest one to pick a gift for you. The obvious answer was makeup because now you will have to apply lots of it to hide your age. Just kidding. Happy Birthday dear!

Having you considered growing up along with growing old? You'd better give that a thought! Happy Birthday!

Isn't it time you take yourself seriously
No, I mean when I say seriously,
Because you have enough reasons to
Be immature the way you are
For once, get serious about life
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an extra joyful day!

Oh God I am so worried about you
Won't you ask me why I am so worried
With your every birthday
You are getting older
So nothing is there to spread the cheer
Haha ,just be the way you are oh my dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a great day!

Have you ever looked in the mirror?
You felt so dull you know
It seems like age is taking over you
Now you have to make a choice
Whether to feel young
Or to make many sacrifice..haha!
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an awesome day!

Your best birthday is a birthday
That has not arrived yet
So make new plans for you
Make yourself free too
As great days are coming through
Are you prepared for the same?
It starts with your name
Happy birthday to you!

I wish you get great gifts
I wish you have a great party
I wish that many friends with you
I wish that you get things in few
But my only wish for you is
That you don't feel so old and blue
Haha just kidding,
Wishing a happiest birthday to you!

I know that I don't wish you well
I know that I make fun of you
I know that I also do things
To show off many times
But what will I do
Because you deserve all these things
Its best suited to you with time
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Do you know how you looked in your past birth?
Well look in the mirror and you will know
A monkey would be the right reply
As you have the same smile
Don't fret it's your birthday today
So I am making it more fun for you
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Actually, you should register with
Guinness book of world record
How do you manage to look so young
When I know what is your actual age?
But dear you still have that grace
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an awesome day!

No sentiments from my side
No sugar coated wishes
Not even notes to make you
Feel all nostalgic in life
Just a simple happy birthday
From my side
But not without you giving me a party
Do that with your smile
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

You are special and you should know
You are special is all I want to say
But, things may not look so fine
Once your birthday is over today
Because you will grow a year older
Haha..Have a fab day my dear,
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You have such a great charm
You have such a great smile my friend
I want you to cherish the same
And it's all a matter of time
You are growing older you know
Why you are acting younger to show
Be as you look in life..haha
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Did you wear your glass?
Is your wig intact for the party
Well I know the secret you are not young
You may waggle that silly tongue
You can't change the whale of time
I know that things are just not fine
As it looks otherwise
You are old so accept it wise
Happy birthday to you
May god bless you!

I wish you a happy time today
I wish you have an amazing day
I wish you lots of luck in life
I wish you have a lovely life
So many wishes I may make
It's just a matter of birthday cake
Do not take it seriously
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

You know you are looking so different
Why are you looking so different
Did you change your look
There is something so different about you
Oh now I got the clue
You are one year older today
So age will naturally show
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!