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"Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music."
- By Tom Sims
"Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present."
- Author Unknown
"A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn't get into a single argument all day."
- Melanie White
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
- Bernard Manning