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If you want to spread the cheer
Just sing along the songs my dear
Bless everyone on your way
Then you will have a super day
You will have a super Christmas time
Just as amazing time
Wishing you a merry Christmas time!

Hey Christmas is the only time when you buy gifts, with the money you are actually going to spend next year. Merry Christmas!

May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!

Hello, Santa just one wish from my end, I want to get too thin this year with a fat bank account. You did just the opposite last year! Merry Christmas!

Oh Santa, I have been really awesome all through this year,
Ok, I have been average this year,
Ok, I have been just ok this year,
Forget it I will buy my own gift...Haha!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Dear Santa you know what I really want
Then why do you come and flaunt
And not give me the gifts that I need
This Christmas I will stand on the door
So that you can give me
What I want..What I really wish and adore
Will wait for you this Christmas!

Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!

Just like, what is sin without penance,
What is Christmas without presents!
May you receive loads of them.
Merry Christmas and a fun-filled New Year.

Christmas is the season to chill,
It's the season to drink some more
It is the season to smile all through
A feeling so good and new
Just be as you are this time
It is a jolly good Christmas time,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!