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Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends & family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this Christmas.

Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!

Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.

May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is a great season filled with chocolates, cakes, puddings, marzipan's and candies, especially when you have somebody else making them for you! May you be blessed with many such good Samaritans. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Excuse number 375 for no gifts from Santa Claus: There is a shortage of reindeer's due to excessive hunting! Hunt less. Merry Christmas.

Just like, what is sin without penance,
What is Christmas without presents!
May you receive loads of them.
Merry Christmas and a fun-filled New Year.