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Once again we will get excited With season's choicest delights And more excited about the Christmas lights With shopping at heavy discounts Finding the right price Once again we will celebrate the Christmas night, Merry Christmas!
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One should learn from Santa in life He has the right idea and manners No actually, he is so very kind He just visits everyone once a year That too with happiness and no fear A perfect surprise for Christmas my dear Happiest Christmas surprise with cheer!
People get really get worried That they have gained weight between Christmas and the new year Actually they should worry about the Period till the new year When they actually have lots of stuff Merry Christmas to you!
People do not really love the mess created In their homes day a night But one mess they just love to create And that is when one decorates the Christmas tree in the night A time with so much radiance A time that is so much fun Merry Christmas!
I do not actually ask things from Santa Just the random things he may give But this year I am asking for a slimmer me And a bank account to compliment me Last year it happened just the opposite And there was nothing I could do about Merry Christmas to you!
One fat man will come to you Ring the bell of your door too He would quietly put you in a bag And bring you to me Christmas Because I have told Santa That I want you as my Christmas gift So don't you panic on this!
I think I will be the Santa this year Every year I ask for many things And end up getting nothing in my list So I will sneak out of my room And make my Christmas memorable Enough for me too It's the Christmas fun so lovely too Merry Christmas to you!
