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'Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.' -Johnny Carson
'I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.' -Jon Stewart
'There is no sincerer love than the love of food.' -George Bernard Shaw
'Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.' -Michael Dresser
'You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.' -Jay Leno
'A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.' -Kin Hubbard
'Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt.' -Roseanne Barr
'We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.' -George Carlin
'Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.' -P. J. O'Rourke
'My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.' -Phyllis Diller
So many dinners So many things on the plate But the best is turkey That is my food and fate Thanksgiving is indeed a special time So let us celebrate with cheer Happy Thanksgiving to all oh dear!
It is truly an emotional time When you find so many things in prime People greeting people Many people staying in line Just to get that taste of the dinner Just to get that vibe Of thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving to all!
It is an emotional time I know All the emotions left to show Thanksgiving is a time to love And have lots of food in store Do not forget to thank all Who made yummy thanksgiving dinner For all Happy Thanksgiving day to all!
What are the general traditions of Thanksgiving? Overeat and greet and meet So do different this year As you eat..Do not over eat As you meet with love As you greet, greet with your heart This Thanksgiving time!
Thanks giving is such a happy time When you know that answers are prime You are ready with things on your mind To thank to all the people who are kind This Thanksgiving give them all Who all support and stand so tall Happy Thanksgiving to all!
That tasty pumpkin pie The vegetables on my plate Thanksgiving is so much fun With cheer have a full plate But with compassion in the heart As we thank for this day Happy Thanksgiving day Is all I wish today!
May the stuffing you put be good May the taste of turkey be good May you enjoy a happy time May you have a good time Is all that I wish for you today Because it's the Thanksgiving Day Happy Thanksgiving Day!
Each day as you thank for all the things That you truly want and have in life Each day as you thank for things you want Things that make you happy Today is the Thanksgiving Day So thank big and wonderful today Happy Thanksgiving Day!
