Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
-Mike Birbiglia

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
-Greg Giraldo

Words are not enough to describe my feelings for you
I think that my heart also wants to do
But, for now as the day is finally here
My face will have to do
With a hug and a lovely kiss
I simply love you
Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

14th Feb can be truly called as a day of love
A day when you can get cuddly
A day when you can just be
But that is for all the women
For men it's simply the extortion day
A day when they have to spend all day
Happy Valentine's Day!

True love in life is felt from heart
It does not require those blings
It does not require any flash bells
It does not require any flashcards in life
If it's true love in the heart
Then there is no sound in sight
Just felt from the heart
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

I just want to confess one thing today
That you are my valentine for the day
Yes, I mean when I say
That I love you every way
So congrats on being my first repetitive valentine for the day
Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day!

My words cannot describe my feeling of heart
You have been so cute from the start
It is a request to you on this lovely day
Just don't spend money in my wallet today
Rest we can have a good time together my love
Wishing you a special Valentine's Day!

Love is defined by how you feel
But people often judge with looks
Love is defined by the emotions of real
But people often see the reel
Love is defined by the heart beat
But there are many hearts that can't meet
Love is defined by power of love
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Love is surely so blind in life
But marriage surely opens the eyes
Love gives the scent that smells good
But marriage is as hard as the wood
Love is a feeling that is felt from heart
And marriage everything is last
This valentine make your choice,
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

On Valentine's Day you have a special power
You can feel that force of love
Which you may not feel at other days of the year
That is the power of valentines love
That turns a fling to dear
That is the power of Valentine's Day
When everyone comes so near
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

What does my perfect Valentine's day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

People get excited to see
Feelings and love all around them
On Valentines Day that can be true,
But the best part is the box of chocolate
Which you get on confession and through
Haha..Happy valentines to you!

Love is that game which is played
By two lovers and two people
But in the end there is no result
As it's tough to know who won all through
Love is that game where no one does win
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Valentines is funny actually
The whole year people keep fighting
Couples fight so much being in love
And it's on valentine's day
That they express their love for each other
Just one day..ha-ha
Happy Valentine's Day to you!

You can be two things on Valentine's Day,
Either you can be all lovely and romantic
Or you can be sensible and wise
It's you who are going to decide
How you wish to spend your valentine
Happy Valentine's Day to all!

"Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day."

"Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever."

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-Albert Einstein