Funny Birthday messages

You can do things to hide your age
You can act all to be a sage
But where will you get that energy from
Because you know that you are old now
Accept and have a wonderful day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I do not understand why you are so happy
There are so many people who are
Born on your birthday
So why do you always feel special
Ha-ha..Don't get me wrong
Smile because you are strong
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have an amazing day!

Blow the candles, cut the cake, just get drunk more than you can take, today is your day, just have lots of fun. Happiness and joy is what I wish for you in tonnes.

Happiest birthday to the most loving person
Happiest birthday to the most adorable person
Happy birthday to the most kind person
Happy birthday to the most amazing person
I so wish I could tell you all this
Truth is..Happy birthday to the most
Boring person on earth..Ha-ha!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

You know I want to confess something
To you, I literally tolerate you
The whole year through
Because you are amazing at hosting
Birthday parties..ha-ha
Just kidding don't get serious
Wishing a happy birthday to you
Stay blessed all through!

I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven't realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

Hey come on, don't you complain that
You are getting old
Enjoy the time now
Have fun and throw a party
Invite all your friends along
Cut the cake and dance
Life does not give a second chance
So have fun my dear
Spread the birthday cheer
Happy birthday to you!

Congratulations on surviving another year. Happy Birthday!

Do you know what a Birthday means? Getting gifts on one hand and spending the money worth those gifts to throw a party for your friends on the other. Welcome to the loop! Happy Birthday.

If I knew that you were going to live this long, I wouldn't have got you expensive presents when you were young. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and always to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

I am so happy for you
Because with each passing year
You are becoming wiser and dear
But hey there is nothing to cheer
Because your old age is also near
Don't mind I was kidding oh dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Dream today you will have
A fun day ahead
Dream today that you will have
The most rocking party you can
Dream today that this be the
Most memorable day of your life
It's just a dream dear..Nothing true
Nothing so wise,
Ha-ha..Wishing happy birthday to you!

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.