Funny Birthday Sayings

Old age has many benefits in life
Its high time you should think about getting old
How many more ways are you going to adopt
To stay young when you are actually not
Haha I was just kidding this day
Because it's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You are happy adding candles to your cake
But do you know that you are not
Getting younger,
You are getting rather older
So now, in some time you will add
Medicines to your boxes, ha ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Hope you have a fun filled day
Stay as you are. Keep smiling!

It's a simple thing to know
You should forget your past
Because past cannot be changed
And also your present
Which I have not got you today
Haha..Still wishing you a happy day
Happy birthday to you!

There comes the age in your life,
When you have to just act so wise
Your age has come my friend
At least start to pretend
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Look, I bought you a cake
What you can't see the candles?
Common don't stress your eyes so much
As you are old now..haha
I will let you know how many are there
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a fun filled day!

You are special do you know
About ten thousand people have their birthday today
But, I only wished you
Haha..That is so true
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Glass is neither full
And glass is not so half
Its just there you know
So, don't just think and drink it full
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

Birthday is actually good for you
The more birthdays you have in your life
The more you have to strive
I mean you will live much longer
Happy birthday!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

As you will grow wiser and older
You will know what you really love
Stay happy and celebrate this day
With a bright smile on your face
Celebrate this day with lots of love
So that you don't lose your grace
Happiest birthday wish to you!

You are as old as you would act
My friend it's all in the mind
If you think you are small
Then you stand so tall
So, God bless you on this day
Happy birthday!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

You are an angel on earth,
So blissful is your face,
The innocence that melts the heart
That loving grace,
Keep smiling my kid,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

How do you manage to look so young?
How do you manage to hide your age?
Well I know that you are not a sage
So, why don't you tell the world my dear
What is actually your age?
Spread the birthday cheer
Wishing you a lovely birthday
Happy birthday to you!

You are young as you think you are in life
So, what if you have to strive
Its life which will give you smile
So stay happy a while
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Growing up is so important and it is mandatory too
But, growing up is emotional and it is optional too
So, what is your choice
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

You better have wished for something good before the candle fire melted the cake. Happy Birthday.