Funny Birthday Sayings

You are an angel on earth,
So blissful is your face,
The innocence that melts the heart
That loving grace,
Keep smiling my kid,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

So what if you are getting old
Old is always the gold
Celebrate this day with a good cheer
Look around for near and dear
Have a gala time today
As it's the most amazing day
It's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You are as old as you would act
My friend it's all in the mind
If you think you are small
Then you stand so tall
So, God bless you on this day
Happy birthday!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

It's a simple thing to know
You should forget your past
Because past cannot be changed
And also your present
Which I have not got you today
Haha..Still wishing you a happy day
Happy birthday to you!

Look, I bought you a cake
What you can't see the candles?
Common don't stress your eyes so much
As you are old now..haha
I will let you know how many are there
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a fun filled day!

You are young as you think you are in life
So, what if you have to strive
Its life which will give you smile
So stay happy a while
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

How do you manage to look so young?
How do you manage to hide your age?
Well I know that you are not a sage
So, why don't you tell the world my dear
What is actually your age?
Spread the birthday cheer
Wishing you a lovely birthday
Happy birthday to you!

Haha..what I am laughing at you
This Year you will have another wrinkle
This year you will have another blemish
This year you will have another age spot
So celebrate this year with a smile
It's your birthday be happy all the while
Happiest birthday wish to you!

You are happy adding candles to your cake
But do you know that you are not
Getting younger,
You are getting rather older
So now, in some time you will add
Medicines to your boxes, ha ha
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Hope you have a fun filled day
Stay as you are. Keep smiling!

It is hard to believe that you are still young
Your official documents say something else
Ok please tell me about your Botox sessions
And things you do to stay young
Haha I was just kidding with you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
God bless you!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

Birthday is a great time to unwind
Its the day when you actually think
Stop for a moment and take time out
A thought just sticks to your mind
That hey I am getting old
But the spirit of birthday remains the same
Happiest birthday wish to you!

Hey I did not forget your birthday no way I would do that
I just forgot the date today, so I am sorry
Haha..Don't beat me for this
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Old age has many benefits in life
Its high time you should think about getting old
How many more ways are you going to adopt
To stay young when you are actually not
Haha I was just kidding this day
Because it's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You are special do you know
About ten thousand people have their birthday today
But, I only wished you
Haha..That is so true
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

There comes the age in your life,
When you have to just act so wise
Your age has come my friend
At least start to pretend
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Hey my dear friend
Wish you an amazing birthday
Ah! At least you are not so old
As you will turn next year
Hahaha..Enjoy your day
Happy birthday!