Funny Birthday Sayings

As you will grow wiser and older
You will know what you really love
Stay happy and celebrate this day
With a bright smile on your face
Celebrate this day with lots of love
So that you don't lose your grace
Happiest birthday wish to you!

Being old is not at all problematic
What's more is the dying spirit in you
Common you are just turning a year old
Think that you have many stories untold
Feel so young at heart
Wish you an amazing day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Better dress well on your birthday party
Do not dress up as you are so clumsy
It is your birthday so do smile today
Do not show your boring and dull face this day
Hope you have an awesome time
Hope you have a good time
As it's a great day for you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Just kidding with you..Ha-ha!

Birthday is a great time to unwind
Its the day when you actually think
Stop for a moment and take time out
A thought just sticks to your mind
That hey I am getting old
But the spirit of birthday remains the same
Happiest birthday wish to you!

Birthday is actually good for you
The more birthdays you have in your life
The more you have to strive
I mean you will live much longer
Happy birthday!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and more so to throw a party, please forgive me if I throw up after getting drunk. Wish you many happy returns of the day.

Glass is neither full
And glass is not so half
Its just there you know
So, don't just think and drink it full
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

Growing up is so important and it is mandatory too
But, growing up is emotional and it is optional too
So, what is your choice
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Haha..what I am laughing at you
This Year you will have another wrinkle
This year you will have another blemish
This year you will have another age spot
So celebrate this year with a smile
It's your birthday be happy all the while
Happiest birthday wish to you!

Hey I did not forget your birthday no way I would do that
I just forgot the date today, so I am sorry
Haha..Don't beat me for this
Happy birthday to you!
God bless you!

Hey my dear friend
Wish you an amazing birthday
Ah! At least you are not so old
As you will turn next year
Hahaha..Enjoy your day
Happy birthday!

How do you manage to look so young?
How do you manage to hide your age?
Well I know that you are not a sage
So, why don't you tell the world my dear
What is actually your age?
Spread the birthday cheer
Wishing you a lovely birthday
Happy birthday to you!

I respect gray hair. My heart felt respect to you on this birthday. Happy Birthday!

It is hard to believe that you are still young
Your official documents say something else
Ok please tell me about your Botox sessions
And things you do to stay young
Haha I was just kidding with you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
God bless you!

It's a simple thing to know
You should forget your past
Because past cannot be changed
And also your present
Which I have not got you today
Haha..Still wishing you a happy day
Happy birthday to you!

Look, I bought you a cake
What you can't see the candles?
Common don't stress your eyes so much
As you are old now..haha
I will let you know how many are there
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a fun filled day!

Many fail to see a good reason to celebrate birthdays, may be because they fear death. After all, every birthday is one more step closer to mortality. Anyways, Happy Birthday. I am glad it is your birthday.

Old age has many benefits in life
Its high time you should think about getting old
How many more ways are you going to adopt
To stay young when you are actually not
Haha I was just kidding this day
Because it's your birthday
Wishing you a very happy birthday!