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Your Birthday is Mother Nature's way of telling you to look into the mirror more often. Happy Birthday! Have a super year ahead.

Do you know that every year on your birthday you get a little wiser?
So, why do you behave in such an insane manner?
Lol! Wishing you a super birthday,
Have a lovely day!

Did someone gift you makeup on your Birthday? I think it's more for hiding your age than enhancing your beauty! Have a great year ahead, Happy Birthday.

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age. Happy Birthday!

People of your age would usually be called old, but don't worry, makeup will do a good job for you. Happy Birthday!

I want to tell you something very special on your birthday
Shh!..It's a secret,
Ok. Smile till you have teeth then you won't be able to,
Haha..Happy birthday have a nice one!

If God created you for a special purpose, that purpose has still not been achieved! Happy Birthday! Wishing you awesome years of joy and success ahead.

I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!

Hey the past is gone, so please let it go,
The future is uncertain as there is nothing to show,
And well, the present, oh I forgot to get that for you,
But, hope you have a lovely day so new,
Happy birthday to you!

You don't look like your age you know,
I don't have many lies to show,
Please give me what I have asked you for this!
Hahaha..Wish you a very happy birthday,
Have a super day!

Happy birthday
Have a nice day
But, why did you get so many candles for yourself,
The cake is so small,
Just kidding,
Happy birthday!

It's your birthday I am super happy,
But, I wish I knew your age,
Coz I am bad at calculating long numbers,
Lol..Happy birthday to you,
Have an awesome day!

You can't go back and change the
Way you look my friend
How many times you change your look
You are going to look the same
You know that you look funny
Weird and little strange
Haha..Wishing you a happy birthday
Have a lovely day!

Age does not really matter in life, so what if you are old now,
Are you a cheese, no?
Are you wine, no?
Or are you a scotch!
Well, then why do you worry?
Smile and enjoy your birthday,
Happy birthday to you!

I may have ignored you for the whole year on Facebook,
But, my notification alerts me on your birthday..Lol
So, wish you a very Happy birthday,
Have an extra awesome day!

Get the perfect dress, dress up like a princess. Those shiny shoes, let your hair loose. Just make the most of this day, just scream and shout 'Its my birthday!'

I have some awesome advice to give you on your birthday,
Keep smiling the whole day today,
Because there won't be any teeth your next birthday,
Hahaha..Wish you a lovely birthday,
Have a nice day!

Wishing you a very happy birthday Dad, lets celebrate and enjoy the cake and your favorite food while still have the teeth to support. This is the special day of the year when you are free to select any gift for yourself, so which one you'd prefer? A pair of denture may be, to help you smile forever? Hope not, your age is just making you more responsible. Now you can take the charge of your grand son and teach him A, B, C. As said, old age is the return to childhood. And enjoy this new period of your life with your grandson and his friends. Happy Birthday once again.