Funny Birthday Wishes

Do you know that every year on your birthday you get a little wiser?
So, why do you behave in such an insane manner?
Lol! Wishing you a super birthday,
Have a lovely day!

Your Birthday is Mother Nature's way of telling you to look into the mirror more often. Happy Birthday! Have a super year ahead.

Hey! So excited for your birthday,
Got you this wonderful looking cake,
What it is not eaten from both the sides,
Cakes come in all shapes and sizes,
Forget it,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

You just remember things that
Do not bother you any way
Your age is one of them my dear
Second is the way you will approach today
I know because you are getting old
So I wish you have a great birthday today
May you have an amazing day
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I would urge you to forget about your past,
It won't come back,
Forget about your coming future,
You don't know what will happen,
And, please forget about present,
Coz I did not get it for you..Lol!
Happy birthday to you!

Do you know that wine tastes great when old?
Hey! So what if you are aging with time,
You will look good right,
Don't take it to your heart,
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Keep smiling all day!

Hey Old man, how is your memory doing nowadays? I was thinking if you are still capable enough to remember your birthday or not! Who cares? I remember the day. That should be enough for everybody else in our gang. On this day, I wish you and bless you with all my heart. So Goofy, Have a very Happy Birthday.

People say that love is the most important thing in life,
And you don't need anything else to survive
So, still are you expecting a gift from me?
My love is enough for you, right?
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

Happiest birthday to you
May you smile all through
Though your face is not good
When you smile, you look so bad
It's better to smile my dear
Rather than looking so sad
I wish you well for this day
May you have an amazing day!

When I go to a shop,
I buy more gifts for myself,
Looks like your birthday is an expensive affair,
But, don't worry, because it's all worth it,
Happy birthday,
Keep smiling!

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age. Happy Birthday!

If I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. I love you!

Since you are as sweet as wine, the older you grow, the better it is for us! Happy Birthday and have a phenomenal year ahead.

Wishing you a very happy birthday Dad, lets celebrate and enjoy the cake and your favorite food while still have the teeth to support. This is the special day of the year when you are free to select any gift for yourself, so which one you'd prefer? A pair of denture may be, to help you smile forever? Hope not, your age is just making you more responsible. Now you can take the charge of your grand son and teach him A, B, C. As said, old age is the return to childhood. And enjoy this new period of your life with your grandson and his friends. Happy Birthday once again.

Get the perfect dress, dress up like a princess. Those shiny shoes, let your hair loose. Just make the most of this day, just scream and shout 'Its my birthday!'

People of your age would usually be called old, but don't worry, makeup will do a good job for you. Happy Birthday!

We know that you've grown up one more year, but don't worry, death won't come so soon! Happy Birthday!