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If God created you for a special purpose, that purpose has still not been achieved! Happy Birthday! Wishing you awesome years of joy and success ahead.

Do you even remember what your age was?
When you were small?
Like five or six, so multiply that by four now,
Oh! I just gave up your age right,
Wish you a lovely birthday,
Keep smiling!

Wisdom has nothing to do with Age. If the latter precedes the former, then it's a disaster and if the former precedes the latter, it's annoying! May you get the right amount of wisdom with the right age. Happy Birthday!

When I go to a shop,
I buy more gifts for myself,
Looks like your birthday is an expensive affair,
But, don't worry, because it's all worth it,
Happy birthday,
Keep smiling!

I wish I had a time-turner. Then I could have gone back to our childhood time and would have given birthday bumps to you every year. It saddens me so much to see that how many years we were unknown to each other and I missed the opportunity to beat you black and blue. It is time to compensate for the undone work. This is the day when you can do well with some kicks on your bum. The most delighting thing is, you cannot even attack your attackers back as it is your birthday. Get ready for the show dude and Happy Birthday.

I am the happiest person in the world, this day. It is because that it is your birthday today. You have actually started to go back in ages. No jokes. I am serious. You have looking way younger than what you were in your last birthday. People are not going to believe you that you have turned 70 this year and they are going to bother you a lot by asking you how you managed to stay that way. But please let me know that secret first. I wish you a very happy birthday. Many more returns of the day, Grandpa!

I have heard,
As you age, you get wiser,
That means you are now an official philosopher,
Happy birthday!

You know there is a huge similarity between you and your birthday cake,
Well, both are sweet, you got scared. Lol!
Wish you a very happy birthday,
Have an awesome day!

Since today is your Birthday, we'll make sure that we behave well, dress in our very best and talk politely. As long as you'll give us cake, we'll do anything! Happy Birthday to you.

I would urge you to forget about your past,
It won't come back,
Forget about your coming future,
You don't know what will happen,
And, please forget about present,
Coz I did not get it for you..Lol!
Happy birthday to you!

Since you are as sweet as wine, the older you grow, the better it is for us! Happy Birthday and have a phenomenal year ahead.

I want to tell you something very special on your birthday
Shh!..It's a secret,
Ok. Smile till you have teeth then you won't be able to,
Haha..Happy birthday have a nice one!

People say that love is the most important thing in life,
And you don't need anything else to survive
So, still are you expecting a gift from me?
My love is enough for you, right?
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

It's your birthday I am super happy,
But, I wish I knew your age,
Coz I am bad at calculating long numbers,
Lol..Happy birthday to you,
Have an awesome day!

If I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. I love you!

Age does not really matter in life, so what if you are old now,
Are you a cheese, no?
Are you wine, no?
Or are you a scotch!
Well, then why do you worry?
Smile and enjoy your birthday,
Happy birthday to you!

Your Birthday is Mother Nature's way of telling you to look into the mirror more often. Happy Birthday! Have a super year ahead.

Don't be depressed at the fact that you're on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday.