Funny Birthday Wishes

Hey happy birthday, ok so you are not fifty yet,
I will tell everyone that you are eighteen,
But, you have thirty two years of experience,
Have a great birthday enjoy!

We know that you've grown up one more year, but don't worry, death won't come so soon! Happy Birthday!

As this is another birthday,
I think get a bigger cake next time,
The candles should also fit on the cake right,
Just kidding,
Happy birthday!

With every passing year, are you become wiser or are you just growing old? Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

People of your age would usually be called old, but don't worry, makeup will do a good job for you. Happy Birthday!

You can't go back and change the
Way you look my friend
How many times you change your look
You are going to look the same
You know that you look funny
Weird and little strange
Haha..Wishing you a happy birthday
Have a lovely day!

I want to tell you something very special on your birthday
Shh!..It's a secret,
Ok. Smile till you have teeth then you won't be able to,
Haha..Happy birthday have a nice one!

If I've been impolite, annoying, obstinate, unhappy and ungrateful towards you, I'm here to tell you that you're only going to get more of me the coming year. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. I love you!

Hey! So excited for your birthday,
Got you this wonderful looking cake,
What it is not eaten from both the sides,
Cakes come in all shapes and sizes,
Forget it,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed in life!

I hope I am the first one to wish you happy birthday,
Not because you would feel good,
Because I don't want others to feel superior,
Just kidding! Have an awesome day,
Wish you a very happy birthday!

Hey Facebook just now reminded me that it's your birthday,
I hope all the people look at the right hand upper corner,
So, wish you a very Happy birthday,
Have a lovely day!

It's your birthday I am super happy,
But, I wish I knew your age,
Coz I am bad at calculating long numbers,
Lol..Happy birthday to you,
Have an awesome day!

If I'd known that you were going to live this long, I would never have given you that expensive gift last year. Happy Birthday!

Get the perfect dress, dress up like a princess. Those shiny shoes, let your hair loose. Just make the most of this day, just scream and shout 'Its my birthday!'

I may have ignored you for the whole year on Facebook,
But, my notification alerts me on your birthday..Lol
So, wish you a very Happy birthday,
Have an extra awesome day!

Since today is your Birthday, we'll make sure that we behave well, dress in our very best and talk politely. As long as you'll give us cake, we'll do anything! Happy Birthday to you.

Do you know that every year on your birthday you get a little wiser?
So, why do you behave in such an insane manner?
Lol! Wishing you a super birthday,
Have a lovely day!

Smart, brilliant, beautiful, charismatic, all these qualities God has given me and that is why I gift myself to you on this occasion of your birthday. Just kidding, Happy Birthday.