Humorous Birthday Wishes

You've been such a nice friend to me and given me 10 times more than what I have ever asked for. So on your birthday, all I want is a nice delicious treat. Remember 10 times more! Just kidding. Happy Birthday, buddy.

No gift ever is enough to repay you for all that you have done for me. So why not just skip the gifts and directly go to the part where you give us a treat! Happy Birthday to you.

It feels so good to see you grown up so much.
P.S.: I'm not taking about mental growth!
Don't shoot me, just trying to make you laugh.
Happy Birthday to the most insane person I've ever met!

I'm so lucky to have a friend like you who's smart, witty, good-looking and also so loving. Don't get so flattered I'm just being nice to you because it's your birthday. I wasn't lying about the loving part though! Happy Birthday.

Beautiful is your name and flattery is mine! Happy Birthday to you dear.

I brought you one of the most delicious cakes ever. Don't blame me if I tripped on seeing your funny face. Happy Birthday to you!

I'm so glad that I have finally found a clown in you. Just kidding! I love you so much and just want you to know how much happiness you bring into my life and how much you mean to me. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

Whoever said that birthdays were nice days? First they put your favorite flavored dessert on fire, then as you're desperately trying to blow it off, they start clapping hands and singing! Rascals! Hehe just kidding. I wish you have a brilliant Birthday.

Surprising fact: 90% of those guys who miss your birthday won't forget the day your results are coming out! Just want to tell you I'm not one of them. Happy Birthday.

Friendship is about accepting each other just they way they are. So what if you are ugly, geeky, boring, annoying, clumsy, weird and sometimes stupid, you are still my loving friend. Just kidding. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday Superstar! I wish your day is filled with love from family and friends. And after they all go away, I'll be there to help you to unwrap the presents!

Growing up with every birthday is the state of the body not the mind. So remember that the next time someone tells you that you're grown up on your birthday. Happy birthday, oldie.

On this special day, take an oath that you will do as much you can in life, since your time is now rapidly running out. Happy birthday!

Is your Birthday cake sugar free? You'd better start taking care of these things since you're inching closer and closer to your final D-day. Happy Birthday to you!

I hope you won't repeat all the mistakes that you made last year in this new year of your life. Happy Birthday!

Although I don't want to remind you that you've just turned 1 whole year older, I still want to wish you Happy Birthday. Wishing you a very warm, loving and happy birthday!

I've always thought of you as a young and dynamic personality. Your birthday reminds me of how old you actually are. Happy Birthday!

With age comes wisdom. Now all you need to find is the latter. Happy Birthday!