Humorous Birthday Wishes

Did you wear your glass?
Is your wig intact for the party
Well I know the secret you are not young
You may waggle that silly tongue
You can't change the whale of time
I know that things are just not fine
As it looks otherwise
You are old so accept it wise
Happy birthday to you
May god bless you!

Do you know how you looked in your past birth?
Well look in the mirror and you will know
A monkey would be the right reply
As you have the same smile
Don't fret it's your birthday today
So I am making it more fun for you
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

I'm so glad that I have finally found a clown in you. Just kidding! I love you so much and just want you to know how much happiness you bring into my life and how much you mean to me. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

You know that you are so special
You know that you are so great
You know that you have everything
Awesome is your fate
So what if I am lying to you
I am making you feel happy
As it's your birthday
Wish you a very happy birthday!

Oh God I am so worried about you
Won't you ask me why I am so worried
With your every birthday
You are getting older
So nothing is there to spread the cheer
Haha ,just be the way you are oh my dear
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Have a great day!

Happiest birthday to the most
Silly and most stupid person I know
Well, why do you take me seriously
I have nothing against you
It's all I want that you stay happy
Because people like you are very few
Happy birthday to you!

Beautiful is your name and flattery is mine! Happy Birthday to you dear.

You are special and you should know
You are special is all I want to say
But, things may not look so fine
Once your birthday is over today
Because you will grow a year older
Haha..Have a fab day my dear,
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You look so old then why don't you admit
Look in the mirror and you will know
There are many wrinkles and lines to show
Accept it with grace now my dear
There is not much left to cheer
Wishing you an amazing birthday
Happy Birthday to you!

I'm so lucky to have a friend like you who's smart, witty, good-looking and also so loving. Don't get so flattered I'm just being nice to you because it's your birthday. I wasn't lying about the loving part though! Happy Birthday.

On this special day, take an oath that you will do as much you can in life, since your time is now rapidly running out. Happy birthday!

I wish you a happy time today
I wish you have an amazing day
I wish you lots of luck in life
I wish you have a lovely life
So many wishes I may make
It's just a matter of birthday cake
Do not take it seriously
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

Is your Birthday cake sugar free? You'd better start taking care of these things since you're inching closer and closer to your final D-day. Happy Birthday to you!

With age comes wisdom. Now all you need to find is the latter. Happy Birthday!

This Birthday was the easiest one to pick a gift for you. The obvious answer was makeup because now you will have to apply lots of it to hide your age. Just kidding. Happy Birthday dear!

Friendship is about accepting each other just they way they are. So what if you are ugly, geeky, boring, annoying, clumsy, weird and sometimes stupid, you are still my loving friend. Just kidding. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday Superstar! I wish your day is filled with love from family and friends. And after they all go away, I'll be there to help you to unwrap the presents!

It feels so good to see you grown up so much.
P.S.: I'm not taking about mental growth!
Don't shoot me, just trying to make you laugh.
Happy Birthday to the most insane person I've ever met!