Humorous Birthday Wishes

Let's celebrate your Birthday by blowing candles and eating lots of cake while you still have your own teeth. Wishing you a Happy Birthday!

Beautiful is your name and flattery is mine! Happy Birthday to you dear.

Do you know how you looked in your past birth?
Well look in the mirror and you will know
A monkey would be the right reply
As you have the same smile
Don't fret it's your birthday today
So I am making it more fun for you
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Did you wear your glass?
Is your wig intact for the party
Well I know the secret you are not young
You may waggle that silly tongue
You can't change the whale of time
I know that things are just not fine
As it looks otherwise
You are old so accept it wise
Happy birthday to you
May god bless you!

You look so old then why don't you admit
Look in the mirror and you will know
There are many wrinkles and lines to show
Accept it with grace now my dear
There is not much left to cheer
Wishing you an amazing birthday
Happy Birthday to you!

I wish you a happy time today
I wish you have an amazing day
I wish you lots of luck in life
I wish you have a lovely life
So many wishes I may make
It's just a matter of birthday cake
Do not take it seriously
Happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

You are not a person with a big heart
There are many with that start
You are not the one with a good smile
I have seen many a while
Ok you are good I know that
I was just teasing you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
May God bless you!

I don't want to spoil your dreams
But things will remain this way
Nothing changes with change of style
Your age will remain the same
God bless you so much
Wishing you a very happy birthday
No, that is not much
There is more..Wait to know!

It feels so good to see you grown up so much.
P.S.: I'm not taking about mental growth!
Don't shoot me, just trying to make you laugh.
Happy Birthday to the most insane person I've ever met!

I wish you get great gifts
I wish you have a great party
I wish that many friends with you
I wish that you get things in few
But my only wish for you is
That you don't feel so old and blue
Haha just kidding,
Wishing a happiest birthday to you!

On this special day, take an oath that you will do as much you can in life, since your time is now rapidly running out. Happy birthday!

Growing old is mandatory
You cannot really do anything about it
But, you will know in things as well
When you have to give in bits,
Growing old is your choice
Staying young is in your hands
Wishing you a very Happy birthday
Hope you understand!

I know that I don't wish you well
I know that I make fun of you
I know that I also do things
To show off many times
But what will I do
Because you deserve all these things
Its best suited to you with time
Wishing you a very happy birthday!

You know you are looking so different
Why are you looking so different
Did you change your look
There is something so different about you
Oh now I got the clue
You are one year older today
So age will naturally show
Happy birthday to you
God bless you!

I brought you one of the most delicious cakes ever. Don't blame me if I tripped on seeing your funny face. Happy Birthday to you!

Happiest birthday to the most
Silly and most stupid person I know
Well, why do you take me seriously
I have nothing against you
It's all I want that you stay happy
Because people like you are very few
Happy birthday to you!

No gift ever is enough to repay you for all that you have done for me. So why not just skip the gifts and directly go to the part where you give us a treat! Happy Birthday to you.

Do you know what a Birthday means?
It means growing older
It means taking up more responsibility
It means acting mature
It means leaving all the childish fun behind
Do you still feel like celebrating?
If you do, don't forget to invite me
Happy Birthday!